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1. Is Orange Wine Better than the Covid Vaccine? Health Experts Speak Out!
NO.
2. They Pulled a Bottle of Old Barolo from Their Wine Cellar. What Happened Next Will Shock You!
THEY DRANK IT AND IT WAS DELICIOUS.
3. What Kind of Wine Drinker Are You? Take Our Definitive Quiz!
NOBODY HAS TIME FOR THIS
4. Sex Secrets of the Sommeliers. From “Ah-So” to “The Waiter’s Corkscrew.”
IT’S AMAZING HOW MANY WINE TERMS CAN BE DOUBLE ENTENDRES.
5. Did Robert Parker Kill Michael Jackson? Wait Till You Read the New Evidence.
NOPE
6. Are Sulfites Making You Fat? We Asked a Dozen Winemakers Who Don’t Use Sulfites.
AGAIN NO. AND WOULD THESE HAVE BEEN THE BEST PEOPLE TO INTERVIEW ON THIS TOPIC?
7. Are Wine Corks the Next Crypto-Currency? Get Rich While You Still Can!
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